Day 14 Street Hockey Club

There is a bird or a bug outside my apt that has to be the most annoying creature on the face of the earth.  It seriously chirps more than 2 times a second, and does it rapid fire for 5 seconds.  I'm seriously going to have to go out and kill the damn thing if I ever plan to fall asleep.  I'm seriously screwed.  It sounds like the damn bug is chirping right next to my ear.  I just tried to fill up a KFC cup with water and throw it at it, but needless to say the only thing that accomplished was littering behind my apt.  This damn thing is going to drive me insane.  There is nothing I can do...I don't have ear plugs yet (Mom, I really hope you remembered them).  It is seriously the loudest chirp I have ever heard.  I can't even be mad though, I feel that lil guys pain.  He isn't trying to drive me crazy, hes trying to lour a mate in.  Oh great!  Now he has competition!  OMG!!!!!!!!!  Honestly though, this lil shit is sitting right outside my window chirping away hoping he'll get laid.  If only it were that easy!  I chirp outside windows all the time, and it hasn't gotten me laid since high school...Oh those were the days!  Knocking on windows in the middle of the night, climbing through windows hoping not to wake anyone, diving out of windows because her damn dad woke up and apparently is a body builder.  Things were so much easier back then.  Which brings me to another thing that was much easier back in the day...sports!  I used to be athletic.  Now, not so much.  I go on a hike (even if it was harder than any hike you've ever been on before so no talkin shit) and I'm sore for days.  I made my inaugural debut in the Ross University School of Medicine's Street Hockey Unofficial Club.  Apparently the teams are not set yet, but there will either be 5 or 6 teams.  Granted it has been about 5 years since I last played ICE hockey, 7 years since I last played roller hockey, and I don't think I've ever played shoe street hockey, but apparently they do in Canada, and apparently every Canadian decided to join the club.  I was also the only 1st semester in the club, so the other players had played together before, but man, did I suck.  Apparently, I smoked my cerebellum retarded because it couldn't decipher which leg was which.  I did score 2 goals in out 14-9 loss though, and I was just subbing in because my team hadn't been formed yet, so the loss isn't on my record.  This will be fun though.  I miss competing.  Honestly, if you look at when my downward spiral began, it was when I stop playing competitive sports.  Don't get me wrong, I was screwed up in high school, but not nearly as bad as my last year at MSU.  Hm, this is a mild revelation for me, and it occur in front of your eyes...I knew this blog was a good idea.  I know its scattered with no real structure, but I'm working on it.  All of the terrific feedback I've been getting has really help....pause....cough...screw all of you! (except you Mother, but I stopped listening to you 23 years ago....haha just kidding [payback for saying that about Dr. Samsun]) 

I'm looking forward to tomorrow's post, so be sure to stay tuned...

TOMORROW'S GOALS

Work out in the AM

Pay Tony for meat (10 pounds of beef, 10 pounds of chicken, and 10 pounds of tuna for approximately $130 US, shipped from Miami)

BodyTracker (you'll get more on this tomorrow or Tues)

Expenditures for yesterday and today:  150 EC groceries, 150 EC electricity, 450 EC meats, 70 EC meals and fruit...820 EC

(Honestly, I'm not wasting any money...so what can I do?  I know I've been spending a lot, but considering how 3rd world this country is, everything here is expensive, and comparing myself to others, I know I'm actually in the lower half of what they spend) 

PS: the piece of shit hasn't gotten lucky yet, DAMN BUG!!!!!!!!!!!  UGH!